Woman Wakes Up on 30th Birthday to Find Towering 13ft Monster Phallus on Driveway

Tina Normann’s 30th birthday surprise was a giant pink phallus on her driveway, leaving her amused and ready to find it a new home.

Woman Wakes Up on 30th Birthday to Find Towering 13ft Monster Phallus on Driveway
Woman Wakes Up on 30th Birthday to Find Towering 13ft Monster Phallus on Driveway

Hirtshals: So, picture this. Tina Normann wakes up on her 30th birthday and finds a massive pink phallus on her driveway. Yep, you heard that right! This four-meter-tall surprise even has a light on top. Talk about a wild birthday gift!

Her kids were the first to spot it and couldn’t believe their eyes. Tina and her husband, Kristian, had no clue where it came from. Turns out, some friends decided to pull a prank while they were sleeping. Classic!

The phallus is cleverly designed with concrete in the bottom, so it won’t just fall over. It’s like a stubborn party guest that won’t leave! Despite the shock, Tina took it in stride. She said, “It’s not every day you get one like that.” But she’s also ready to see it go.

Kristian’s dad thought it was a bouncy castle at first. Can you imagine his surprise? The phallus has traveled quite a bit before landing at Tina’s place. It’s a tradition in Denmark to place such decorations for those turning 30 and still single.

Tina joked that her friends might not know the rules of the “hunter’s club.” Now, she’s trying to find someone to take it off her hands. She even listed it on Facebook for free! If no one claims it by Sunday, she’s ready to chop it up for scrap. What a birthday story to tell!

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